sexyATTACK

5.22.2009

CUM!

5.03.2009

sexyATTACK makes hard rock cafe even HARDER!

and in other news, apparently we have inspired some sexy ladies up in MICHIGAN, way to go ladies! Keep thrusting! If you ever need anything we can give you, shoot us an email. We can't tell you how happy you just made us.

10.21.2008

sexySTARPIZZA

It got a little chaotic at Star Pizza!

sexy59DINER!

Would you like a side of SEXY with that??

Sexy gets SHUT DOWN at River Oaks Theater

Sexy isn't welcomed at midnight showings at River Oaks Theater!!

But we love them anyway.

sort of.

sexyJRs

SexyATTACKS treats some of houston's homosexual population with major SEXY at JR's!

10.17.2008

be there.

Once upon a time Performance Art Lab, the creators of sexyATTACK asked to do a show at the Joanna and were rejected. This was before sexyATTACK even existed.

Now we are famous.

So we get invited to do these kinds of things.

DIS DAT DEEZ DOZ.

over 30 artists and egregious curatorial mismanagement
the joanna gallery
october 18th 2008
6-10p

Come Experience Performance Art Lab

at one of the coolest art venues in Houston.

10.06.2008

sexyUPDATE

We had a great sexyATTACK this weekend, new videos are coming soon!

For now you can check out this great craigslist posting that one sexyATTACKER inspired.

or this video of our danceparcATTACK at #'s.

8.22.2008

sexyATTACKS IKEA

sexyATTACKS the MFAH!

The Museum of Fine Arts has never been this SEXY,

too bad it was too loud to hear our sexyTUNES.

8.21.2008

sexyATTACKS Edward's and the MARQ*E theater

watchTHISnotTHAT!

6.25.2008

sexyUPDATE

We had an amazing time sexyATTACKING Houston this past Saturday.

Stay tuned for the ATTACK videos from places like IKEA and the MFAH mixedMEDIA event.

In the meantime go add us on our fancy new MYSPACE page!

5.08.2008

WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - SHHH - WE'RE IN THE LIBRARY

sexyATTACKS radioSHACK

Our boombox broke so we had to get creative.

SexyATTACK is taking sexyREQUESTS

BUT

sexyATTACKED radioshack and we had to run away.

Help sexyATTACK avoid more embarrassing premature endings, by giving us a little something sexy to keep us going ALL NIGHT LONG.

(aka, we would love to buy a new boombox, because that was traumatic)

we are taking requests.
But nothing in life is guaranteed, and you never know when sexy will ATTACK!

So if we give you some sugar, we'd love some sugar in return!

(don't want to give us money? We also take tequila and sparkly pants.)

Comment and tell us when your events are and maybe you'll get some sexy!